CHANNEL YOUR INNER LOVECRAFT! In honor of Halloween, I'm going to hold a contest. Also it's to reward all my blog pals for putting up with the massive TMI (too much information) about my surgery and dieting woes, lol.
WE'RE GOING TO BE WRITING HORROR. 500 to 1,000ish words of spec fic horror, poetry or prose, humorous or creepy. (You can go over 1,000 words, but please not by too much.) And no slasher horror pretty pretty please.
AND YOU GUYS GET TO VOTE ON THE WINNER. We'll have voting on the entries after it's all over. I might even submit something, but if I should luck out and win I'll give the prize to the runner up.
DEADLINE is October 31st, naturally.
SUBMISSIONS. Send your submission to me in the body of an email, single spaced. Addy: writtenwyrdd (at) earthlink.net. Heading should read "Chthulu contest submission." Be sure and include the name you want me to use on the post. I won't be naming individuals during the voting round, but at the announcements round. MORE THAN ONE SUBMISSION IS ALLOWED, BUT SEND THEM SEPARATELY. (Please keep it to two, though. We don't want to stack the deck.)
PLEASE REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD. I WOULD LIKE AT LEAST TWENTY ENTRIES TO MAKE THIS MORE FUN! And because the prize is cool. It's this cute, cuddly Chthulu.*
And, if we get more than 20 entries, I'll also be offering another prize to the runner up: a copy of "On Her Majesty's Occult Service," by Charles Stross, which contains both The Atrocity Archives and The Jennifer Morgue...two of my favorite books in one volume. Geek humor and Lovecraftian horror. Priceless!
*You can thank FairyHedgeHog for the prize idea. She mentioned cuddly Chthulu, and I was inspired.
And for those of you who don't know what Chthulu is, it's a monster from Lovecraftian horror, and apparently (according to the PSA the other day) quite popular with the ladies.
that's a prize that's hard to beat. I can think of one better prize, but I dare not speak its name.
Posted by: pacatrue | September 28, 2009 at 12:29 AM
You weren't kidding. That is a cool prize. I've never written horror before, but maybe it's time to try...
Posted by: Adam Heine | September 28, 2009 at 04:06 AM
Cool. I will probably go for this. I may be doing my halloween horror this year but I've got a bunch of crap to finish first.
Posted by: charles gramlich | September 28, 2009 at 09:14 AM
That's a great prize. I don't know if I can write horror.
Posted by: fairyhedgehog | September 28, 2009 at 12:15 PM
You can probably manage it. Just think of your worst day ever and add monsters, lol.
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | September 28, 2009 at 12:27 PM
Rofl. I'll give it a go!
Posted by: fairyhedgehog | September 29, 2009 at 03:08 AM
Cool! I added it to my post. Nice prize!!
Posted by: Carolyn Crane | September 29, 2009 at 09:41 AM
I write horror. I might give it a whirl. :-)
Posted by: Tyhitia | September 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Thanks!
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | September 29, 2009 at 01:08 PM
Oh I hope you do. The more the merrier.
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | September 29, 2009 at 01:08 PM
unless another computer goes TU, i'll take a whack at it, d ;) lol
Posted by: laughingwolf | September 29, 2009 at 06:32 PM
Cool contest. Don't think I'll join, but I look forward to reading.
Posted by: Barbara/myth maker | September 29, 2009 at 10:03 PM
What a wicked cool idea, thanks to Tyhitia for sending me over here! Good luck all horror halloweeners! Write to the death!
Posted by: Kara | September 30, 2009 at 09:36 AM
Hi WrittenWyrdd,
Thanks for the heads up letting me know! I think I can come up with something for this. I actually have an old short that I've revised some - but it's thriller.... does this have to have monsters of the supernatural variety, or are the human variety scary enough?
Posted by: merry | September 30, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Horror? Hm. Horror?
I can write it, but it'll give me nightmares. :0
Posted by: Sarah Laurenson | September 30, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Well, I wanted speculative fiction, but if you want to submit something else, go ahead. (I just really don't want to read slasher horror. Saw IX, even on paper, isn't my cup o' java.)
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | September 30, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Just showing up to read and vote is great! Thanks for stopping by.
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | September 30, 2009 at 11:25 AM
I hope you want to participate, too, Kara. Thanks for stopping by.
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | September 30, 2009 at 11:25 AM
I've sent a story. I really want that cuddly Cthulhu, but I pass on the runner up prize. I already have both the Atrocity Archives and the Jennifer Morgue. Bob Howard is my favorite secret agent! heh
Posted by: Candace | September 30, 2009 at 09:49 PM
Mm, I like my horror. Just not sure about the time thing right now. I'll read 'em even if I don't enter!
Posted by: mckoala | October 01, 2009 at 05:58 AM
Candace, I'm glad you like Stross as much as I do. And I did receive your entry.
Tell you what: If I have over 20 entries, I'll offer a cuddly Cthulu to the runner up too (because I couldnt' resist and ordered two, so there's a spare.)
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 07:00 AM
I hope you find time to dash something off, even if it isn't your best work. The more the merrier. But I'm glad you'll be reading and voting!
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 07:01 AM
I love this advice!
I'm glad you pointed me over, I've fallen behind on my reading, lately!
I'll see what I come up with.
Posted by: Sylvia | October 01, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Yay! *claps madly*
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 11:55 AM
As a writer of Lovecraftian fiction, I think I'll send you something ... it will be fun. Thanks
Posted by: Stewart Sternberg | October 01, 2009 at 02:48 PM
Fun contest, but horror's not really my thing. Good luck with the contest.
Lynnette Labelle
http://lynnettelabelle.blogspot.com
Posted by: Lynnette Labelle | October 01, 2009 at 03:46 PM
Yay! And thanks for stopping by, Stewart!
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 04:35 PM
That's fine. You never know when someone might be inspired to write something different. And thanks for stopping by!
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 04:36 PM
Speak, Paca, Speak! Good doggie, er, human.
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 04:43 PM
Looking forward to it, Charles.
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 04:43 PM
Yay!
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 01, 2009 at 04:43 PM
I can dig it!
Posted by: Mista Jaycee | October 02, 2009 at 07:59 PM
I'm glad, and I hope you enter something. Thanks for stopping by!
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 03, 2009 at 04:13 AM
I'm so brain dead and tired that I don't think I can enter any contests. so sad. But I will enjoy reading all the entries!!!!
Posted by: Ello | October 03, 2009 at 07:43 PM
I've written an entry but I'm still editing it. I needed a major rewrite of part of it due to a beta reader's comments!
Posted by: fairyhedgehog | October 21, 2009 at 05:04 AM
*patty-pat hand clapping* Yay!
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 21, 2009 at 05:41 AM
Dee-licious! As the year begins to die and the shadows grow long, I feel that marvelous dark urge pressing me more strongly once again to take up my pen, spill a little purple ink upon the page and add to my little portfolio of terrors. Though, admittedly, I need to do that more often, regardless.
Posted by: Dhes of Yuggoth | October 21, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Yes, not writing enough is a common complaint! I look forward to your entry.
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 21, 2009 at 11:26 AM
[wink] Oh, I've got mine in. [evil grin]
Posted by: Dhes of Yuggoth | October 27, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Attempt Number One: failed completely
Attempt Number Two: too long
Wish me luck for tomorrow!
Posted by: Sylvia | October 29, 2009 at 04:40 PM
To quote Yoda, "Do not try, do." Or something like that. If attempt 2 isn't too too long, just trim a bit and submit. My (very bad) submission to my own contest is awful. Really. Awful. But I had fun with it, and that was the POINT. :)
Posted by: writtenwyrdd | October 29, 2009 at 05:18 PM